Suksy's Pensieve

1)Which is the only country dropped bombs over 20 different countries since 1945? 2)Which is the only country used nuclear weapons? 3)Which country was responsible for a car bomb which killed 80 civilians in Beirut in 1985, in a botched assassination attempt, thereby making it the most lethal terrorist bombing in Middle East history? 4)Which country's illegal bombing Of Libya in 1986 was described by the UN Legal Committee as a "classic case" of terrorism? 5)Which country rejected order of the International Court of Justice to terminate its "unlawful use of force" against Nicaragua in 1986 & then vetoed a UN Security Council resolution calling on all states to observe international law? 6)Which country was accused by a UN-sponsored truth commission of providing "direct&indirect support" for "acts of genocide" against the Mayan Indians in Guatemala during the 1980s? 7)Which country unilaterally withdrew from Anti-Ballistic Missile...

A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you'' The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?'' "Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''

01. Chindi : Too good 02. Bombat : Incredible 03. Sak'kat : Awesome 04. Blade : Got screwed (also see 'Kuiey' in chap 3) 05. Topi : Got cheated 06. Chatri : No1 fraud 07. Adjust : Anytime you are caught on the wrong foot use this word 08. Kirik : Mess 09. Magane : Anybody (Male) who does not keep in touch!!! 10. Lo : Anybody (Male) who keeps in touch always 11. Madam : Any girl who becomes a friend thus putting an end to any mischief you want to commit 12. Chitranna : To be used with Chindi. It means had a gala time 13. Maj'A : Fun. To be used with Sakkat depending on the amount of fun you had 14. Jai Aagu : Fully disapper 15. Yenne : Liquor (Not oil!)

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps. General Reinwald was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're ...