Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation :
" The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed ."
The Salary Axiom :
" The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes, just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay."
Miller's Law of Insurance :
" An insurance policy covers everything except what happens."
Isaac's Strange rule of Staleness :
" Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale. "
Last but not the least.....applicable to most of us....
Lampner's Law of Employment :
" When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When leaving work early, you will meet the boss in the car park. "
" The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed ."
The Salary Axiom :
" The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes, just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay."
Miller's Law of Insurance :
" An insurance policy covers everything except what happens."
Isaac's Strange rule of Staleness :
" Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale. "
Last but not the least.....applicable to most of us....
Lampner's Law of Employment :
" When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When leaving work early, you will meet the boss in the car park. "
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