The Art of Kissing.. but just don't stop at kissing! ;)

I stumbled upon this link which leads to another link and which makes u ponder whether u r right in kissing the way you do.. well, lemme add my two cents to that!

I'm pasting (as usual) from an email.. but will add on later:

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4. Kiss on the lips
I love you
5. Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else
Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8. Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *

A peach is a peach A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Now, our dear www gives me more info. here. It is quite funny though, that the first link that u get from Google if you search for KISS is that of a rock band.. I had not heard of this rock band named KISS! ;)

Now, that you have got the idea where I am leading to, it is not always that you get to kiss.. and if you mess up such an opportunity of kissing, u better kick yourself in the ass!

I still remember the first kiss that i got and as Harry Potter says in the "Order of the Phoenix", it was WET! Actually, we were taking a stroll in the campus of the office when we look at each other and the next moment, we kiss.. and I just did not know whether to open my mouth or to use my tongue or how to proceed.. but I gradually improved and now, I don't get so much opportunities to show my expertise!

Anyways, without dragging too much off topic, If you stop just at kissing, it shall be a complete KLPD for you.. contact me in person to know what KLPD is!!!! Not only a KLPD for you, but also for your partner who wud be more interested in you based on the way you kiss.. (Now you get what KLPD is.... smart eh???)

And now-a-days, KISS is a new management funda.. "Keep it Short and Simple" -- 'm not an expert in this field but anyways, nothing is going to happen to anybody if i give my two cents on this. So here goes...

All these days, I used to Kiss with the wrong person at the wrong time in the wrong place...

Before your imaginations run wild, lemme be more clear by giving an example..

At my appraisal table, when i was expected to be more elaborate and tell my appraiser how I have performed, I would have KISSED! ;) So, it was the wrong person - my appraiser, the wrong time - during my appraisal one to one meeting and at the wrong place - Appraisal Room!

And when I actually was supposed to KISS, I would have gone on and on and on just like Atal Behari Vajpayee but without KISSING. Again, an example... During the send off of a colleague or a friend, when there are cakes and other stuff waiting for us and everyone is eyeing them with great interest, me would be rambling on and on and on.. I would not eat the cake or anything else.. so me thinks make the best use of the time! ;)

Now-a-days, 'm so good that I knwo whom, when, where and how to kiss to make the right impact! ;) Any training reqd???

So, whatever it is.. just don't stop @ just a kiss.. proceed to matters further.. and know when to Kiss and when not, whom to kiss and whom not, where to kiss and where not.. that is the most important thing of all...

Hope my kissing guide is as helpful to everyone as it is to me! :)