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Glossary of terms... & some random thoughts

Thank you Snigs.. for giving me so much gyaan abt this glossary!!!

A for Ass,
B for Boobs,
C for Cunt,
D for Dick,
E for Erotica,
F for Fuck,
G for G Spot,
H for Horny,
I for Intestine where all the sperms travel after an anal sex thinking they are travelling “up above the world so high”,
J for Jobs (hand, blow etc),
K for Kinky,
L for Lust,
M for Mach,
N for Narcissist,
O for Orgasm,
P for Pussy,
Q for Queeny,
R for Ruptured vulva,
S for SEX,
T for 'T' of Copper,
U for Ur ass,
V for Virgin,
W for women, a lot of women, and some “wow” effect,
X for 'X' factor and xtacy,
Y for You fuck yourself (which basically means you have been dumped after a good fuck)
Z for those x and y chromosomes which failed to make a baby BOY or a baby Girl but made something else instead.

The best part was of DPS which did not mean Delhi Public School but Dick, Pussy and Sex... LOL!!! No wonder it was such a huge controversy! I don't think there is any person who feels that DPS is an actual school name before thinking about the hugely controversial MMS clip! And that was what started the flurry of MMS clips..

Anyways, off topic, Me in completely contradictory thoughts and feelings... 1. is to go by your gut feeling which requires a lot of guts, show some resistance and be good till u get the person whom you are waiting for! and 2. is to let it all go and take whatever life offers you with open hands and pants and zips!!!

Also, have been thinking about putting my entire life on the blog.. year by year or incident by incident.. but first, b4 i put it on a blog, i'd better put it on paper and read it once to check if it is worth reading or not! Again, i think why should i first put it on paper and then put it on blog??? Afterall it is my blog and it is my life.. why the fuck should i care who reads it and who doesn't??

Anyways, again, Oct seems to be an exciting month and so will November be.. lemme keep my fingers (only my fingers) crossed and hope for the best!!!

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